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superjune-ior:

THIS

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j-o-tothe-k-e-r:

• expect you to have just straight A’s
• want you to become a doctor, dentist, lawyer, etc
• will spank the shit out of you if you disobey them
• always think you’re gonna get raped if you’re a girl and you go out
• think that anything over $10 is expensive
• love sales
• make you eat rice every single day
• want you to hang out with only asian people
• when talking, they’re as loud as fuck

(via maaryannex)

“I’m an angel honest the horns are there to keep the halo up” ;)

vinsanityraw:

oh my god my life has just been dramatically improved

(via motherchuckerrrr)

most-awkward-moments:

And you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal 

(via or-jasm)